Tag: humor
group name: ilovemyself
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March 09, 2007 08:11 PM EST --
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough
blood to run one at a time.
Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin . . . more
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May 16, 2007 07:12 PM EDT --
I was tagged by Audrey F. who asked me to write five positive things about myself.
I always see the positive side of things, when faced with the challenges of life (I even . . . more
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March 18, 2007 04:45 PM EST --
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's
subtraction.
Mae West
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Mae West
Between two evils, I always pick the one . . . more
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March 27, 2007 11:18 PM EST --
Now I realize that what I am writing here could be construed as a little bit crazy and that the pictures included with this article could be considered a bit odd and that perhaps I have WAY too much . . . more
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March 19, 2007 09:51 AM EST --
A varied selection of quotes (once again, I must apologise for the spacing...the "remove formatting" tool appears to have no effect on it):
"To laugh often and much; to win the . . . more
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March 22, 2007 09:27 PM EST --
"You are only as young as the last time you changed your mind."
Timothy Leary
"ave, Caesar, morituri te" (hail, Caesar, we who are about to die salute you)
Roman Gladiator . . . more
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March 29, 2007 04:01 AM EST --
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
George Burns
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
George Burns
It . . . more
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January 17, 2008 02:07 PM EST --
Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric . . . more
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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September 19, 2006 09:08 PM EDT --
When I was in college back in VA I ran with this inseperable crew. A mix of guys and girls that just liked being crazy. Oh man we had some fun! Well, we liked playing truth or dare and seeing how funny . . . more
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September 02, 2007 02:30 PM EDT --
Gamut of the alphabet is a repository
Of illustrious names in an honour roll
For accidental discoveries
Leading to fame and more.
Wise Archimedes, on lowering his mass
In a voluminous bathtub . . . more
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December 17, 2007 04:21 PM EST --
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had . . . more
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September 15, 2007 07:14 PM EDT --
Trudy P. Sent me a hilarious bunch of jokes a few days ago. Since it doesn't appear as if she intends to post them, Here is another one:
A man and his wife were having some problems at . . . more
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August 23, 2007 05:24 PM EDT --
Statues fear not modesty outraged
Wind can’t their fig leaves shift
Impromptu rendezvous in twinklings insist
Seeking fulfilling tryst
Aiding attires off unscrupulous bodies . . . more
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April 18, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Layla
Merlin, is it true what they say?
Merlin
That I'm the most handsome cat in the world?
The smartest cat in the known universe? The...
Layla
No, not that. I'm talking about dogs being . . . more
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January 09, 2008 07:02 PM EST --
I was really needing a good laugh, and one of my friends picked up on my vibe and sent this along to my Inbox.
Hope you get as much of a chuckle out of it as I did:
None of that Sissy CrapAre you . . . more
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April 06, 2008 08:51 AM EDT --
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll . . . more
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June 26, 2007 08:48 PM EDT --
The red kangaroo
Wading through the dreamtime…
Sprouting winter
You
Light my fire
With gusto…
The sound of winter
Fragrance
Birth of ambition… . . . more
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February 29, 2008 09:33 AM EST --
Today, February 29, is Leap Day.
It is the day we women can propose marriage to our sweethearts without seeming like desperate golddiggers. This tradition originated in Scotland in 1288. . . . more
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March 09, 2008 07:10 PM EST --
One day I was happy for all my gain
Next day burdens fell like rain
Estranged loved ones thought it would be smart
to heal old wounds and be nice as a start
Loved ones I didn't even know . . . more
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